FUNNY BUNNY

First, I would like to reach a larger clientele, which includes people who do not have much money. Second, I do not look like a model. Third, I do not do things that are unsafe and uncomfortable (e.g. BBBJ). Fourth, I am a poor actor. I can't fake pleasure or orgasms. But that doesn't mean I do not have genuine pleasure and orgasms for clients to enjoy.

What do you mean by safe?

If we want to engage in sexual behavior, we shall follow the guidelines given here:

Safe Sex Canada

What are dental dams?

Please check the following article:

Dental Dams

What if I cancel my appointment?

If you call and tell me about it ahead of time, you are fine. If you do not call to cancel and I show up to meet you, you have to pay a cancellation fee of CAD 30. If you are not there at the place we decided to meet to give me the cancellation fee or run away, your phone number will be listed in my database of the people I should avoid. Plus, your number will be given out to other escorts so that they can avoid you too.

How far in advance do I need to contact you to schedule an appointment?

Please schedule an appointment as soon as you have decided that you want to meet me for sure. Last minute appointments usually will result in me having to use a driver. In that case, you have to pay an extra CAD 30.

Do you enjoy what you do?

Yes, I enjoy it very much if I meet a man who loves to have fun while allowing me to be safe. I enjoy it so much, I can't get enough of it. However, I do not enjoy men who do not care about my safety and do not respect me.

Do your clients have to be a certain age?

My clients have to be at least 18 years old.

Do you do _____________?

If it is safe, healthy, comfortable and I have the skill to do it, then it is fine. Plus, it must be legal.

Are there any special services you provide that other escorts MAY not?

Yes. First, is my unique masturbation show that men do not get to see from other escorts. Second, I provide Nude Taekwondo Demonstrations (ever wondered how those women doing taekwondo would be in the nude?) Third, I do try to help men if they are having personal problems, even if I have to help them using more time than they have paid for (if they bring up their problems first, I do not pry into their business). Fourth, I LOVE massaging pooches! So, bring them along for a massage. :-)

What do you mean by Funny Bunny's Pooch Massage?

Basically, I massage your pooch. However, please take note that your pooch does not participate in any sexual activities that we may engage in.

Can I spank/hit/beat/slap you?

No, you can't.

Are they any conditions where you will terminate the meeting/date without refunding the donation?

Yes. First, if a man is hurting me and refuses to stop. I will also get the police involved. Second, I find out that the client is a student taking a class of which I am the GA. I will also report the student to the university authorities.

Is it true that you put a chemical that burns on men's genitals?

I only put water based lubrication or baby oil - both do not burn. The rumor probably started because a man was very dirty and I had to clean him up using something like a hand sanitizer.

Do you have any reviews?

I think every client is unique. From my experience in Toronto, some clients like me very much and repeatedly come to see me. On the other hand, some are uncompatible with me. I provide as much information as possible about myself on this website so that you can decide whether we are compatible. For example, if you are looking to have safe adult fun and would also like your pooch to have a good massage, I am for you. But for example, if you want me to be a porn star, you will be dissapointed. Due to the unique experience of each unique client, I discourage reviews.